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On today\u2019s show we chat with TLR and Jack Squires about L.A. Zinefests PlayDate 2016 and their indie video game, Tonight You Die. Steve Howard interviews Mike Andersen and we hear a song from Mike\u2019s peroemance on Asheville FM\u2019s The Lost Cause<\/em>. Emil Brown explains yo-yo culture. Alan Ranta prasies Prince Rama\u2019s new album, XTREME NOW<\/em>. Ryk McIntye reads us a poem about his experience with OKCupid. Brent plays us a Vaporwave mix.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Joseph Aleo<\/strong> Mike Andersen<\/strong> Emil Brown<\/strong> Steven Howard<\/strong> Steven Howard<\/strong> Ryk McIntye<\/strong> Brent Morris<\/strong> Alan Ranta<\/strong> Jack Squires<\/strong> TLR<\/strong> \u00a0<\/p>\n\n
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\n figuring it\u2019s like playing cash lottery, but
\n more \u201cIt\u2019s just so crazy it might work!\u201d
\n as opposed to odds of lightning strikes.
\n \u201cIt\u2019s all in how you play the algorithms\u201d<\/em>,<\/li>\n
\n explain things to people who have allowed
\n themselves to be born as Poetry students:
\n ar-tic-u-late-ing \u201cal-go-rih-thim\u201d<\/em> as if
\n it might better take root, the knowledge<\/li>\n
\n I expected personal questions, and receive
\n questions better suited to astronomers-
\n \u201cWhich is bigger- the Sun or the Earth?\u201d<\/em>
\n it asks, then asks me what is acceptable<\/li>\n
\n that importance, using the three-finger metric:
\n \u201cA Little\u201d,\u201dSomewhat\u201d<\/em> or \u201cVery\u201d<\/em>. So, I answer,
\n \u201cthe Sun\u201d, make it clear I\u2019d want my match
\n to also answer \u201cthe Sun\u201d, stress it is \u201cVery\u201d<\/li>\n
\n that you come from the same Galaxy as me.
\n Long-distance relationships suck.\u201d Satisfied
\n I am being as specific as possible, I go on.
\n OkCupid asks, \u201cWhen it comes to pubic hair,<\/em><\/li>\n
\n its appearance?\u201d<\/em> Well, I\u2019ve stopped picking
\n out the grey ones\u2026 does that count? I have
\n no particular opinion on how or if a match
\n needs to answer that one, assume it\u2019s the same<\/li>\n
\n things I\u2019d find out if a match is found; the first
\n date gone so well, that she asks me to drop her
\n off, circle the block, and ask her out again, but
\n this time, she says, \u201cPark the car\u2026 lose the keys\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n
\n question, which asks me to describe my life
\n by what stage of Salmon I would describe me
\n as being at? The metaphors are not even subtle:
\n a.) Fry (youth), b.) Smolt (young adult), c.) Adult<\/li>\n
\n My Life in Dating as sad coda to nature documentaries.
\n This is where my perfect match would say \u201ce.) Sushi-
\n now shut down the computer. Let\u2019s get to eating.<\/em>\u201c
\n I would mumble glad praise to algorithms, and join her.<\/li>\n\n
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